The Royal Wedding

Bananas and Monkeys

xoxo,
Half of D205

Happy Birthday (Brother) Bret(t(t))!

Lauren's older, shorter brother turned 30 today and, in true Funk fashion, Lauren arranged for an amazing video to be produced in his honor. 


To watch the video, click here.

Lauren is kicking butt with birthday gifts this year. Let's see if her #winning streak can last.


Happy Birthday Bret!


xoxo,
D205

Do you remember the time...

...I dominated Lauren in an elk fight? I'm sure you do.


Apparently, the memory of defeat is seared into Lauren's memory as well and she has taken the high road and admitted to inferiority in wild animal jujitsu. She is also the most hilarious friend and has given me what I believe is the best birthday present given to anyone....ever.

xoxo,

D205

Operation: Get Lauren Puffy Sleeves

When life goes off schedule, make a new agenda.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you...

Lauren's Life Plan 

Sometimes You're the Elk, Sometimes You're the Hunter

For a full recap of our recent Chicago weekend, visit Food, Shoes, Booze.


For a quick recap, see below.

Now that you're intrigued, I invite you to watch this footage of two rare, long-haired elk, spotted and filmed in their natural habitat (an alleyway next to a bar).

If I were everyone else that night, I would have wanted to be me.

xoxo,

D205

In our opinionation

So, we stumbled upon this picture on CNN and immediately wondered why Katie Holmes was hanging out with Mayim Bialik (Blossom).

Don't lie...it's really not that much of a stretch.

xoxo,
D205